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  Zakat nahi daytay ye sahibe nisab peer
Mureedon k samnay ban jatay hain faqeer.
Navay singhar da dulhay na bagair bay kara day.RX.
Jab kut parti hai to kandhay par bethay farsihtay kahan jatay hain
Maulana sab kya ye bhi chori karnay valay k sath kut khatay hain.  
Aulade Ali wo hai jis ka ap say khoni rishta ho aur ap k tareeq par amal peyra ho.Bhalu Shah.

Auliya kay kartot theek hon to talibon ki bari tadad faizyab ho

   Bhalu shah umeed ki tehni phir say sar sabz-o-shadab ho.

 Hazrat Ali garebon ko daytay thay aj unhi k nam layva garebon say laytay hain.Bhalu Shah.
Wilayat ho ya nubuvat ye faisla hai azal say
 Bhalu shah milta hai ye sab kuch fazal say.
Dumra mina zama akpal palar sara nishti sumra mina che za da musalmanano sara day.Bhalu Baglol. 
Maulana sab jaldi janat me jao horain tumhara intezar kar rahi hain
   Hamain maulana chahiye wo ye keh kar apas me lar rahi hain. 
Sain zakat nahi daytay ye sahibe nisab peer
Hazrat Abubakr ka door hota to dayta cheer. 

Shayron k tamashay dikhanay valay bazurg nahi circus k madari hotay hain.Roader X.
Ye mirasi ye nachtay sufi
 Na ye Lebanoni na kofi. 

Qavalyan karnay dhol bajanay nachnay aur ganay valay bazurg nahi mirasi hotay hain.Roader X.

  

Nam nihad syed say kanjar behtar hai.RX.
        Asan tay syed ono manye jayra hovay sardar
Jida dil sheshay vangon saaf hovay tay hovay ala kirdar.
Da chi shay ilm ye yava khabara da ao haga shay hasil qava doyama khabara da.Baglol.
 Ham say hi koi bhol hovi hoor bhi mufti ki qadardan hai
Hamain kya maloom tha k ye mufti farishta sifat insan hai.

Bhalu mufti ko janat me halva na mila to wahan bhi shor machaAy ga
Phir bhi bat na bani to farishton say keh kar duniya say mangvaAy ga.

Bhalu shah kahan bay chari horain mufti k liye halva pakain ge
     Ham dozak me hon gay agg to ham say laynay Aayn ge.
Bhalu ham bhi molvi hotay halvay k liye asman sir par uthatay
         Pait na bharta kabhi kisi k to kabhi kisi k ghar jatay.
Farooq haga day che insaf da qowlo waqt akpal palar um na bakhi.Baglol.
  Cigarette penay vala to sedha dozak me hi jaAy ga
Janat me chala bhi gaya to cigarette kaisay jalaAy ga.
Bhalu shah janat me hogi sharabyon ki mooj
 Khob piyain gay jigar pay na paray ge sooj.
 Manga pardaysi patikigu ta sara sa darkam
Nan na no biya saba da de zay na ba lar shu. 
Jab janat me pena jaiz hai to yahan kyun nahi
Roader jo wahan jaiz hai wo yahan bhi jaiz hai. 
    Suna hai dozak me kafi ronaq hogi aur khon kharaba bhi
Ye batain to musalmano ko pasand hain aur shor sharaba bhi.
Munafiq musalman na day.RX.
Bhalu shah na dozak hamari manzil na manzil hamari janat
       Ham nay maan rakhi hai dono say bahar ki manat.
           Ham to sain hain araf me chalay jain gay
Wahan dosray sainyon say mil kar jashan manayn gay.
Janat ayashi k aday ka dosra nam hai.Roader X. 
Faqeeron ka kya hai yahan bhi mangtay hain wahan bhi mangain gay
 Kuch mast hon gay kuch kapron mein kuch kapray utar tangain gay.
Da jahil sara jahalat ao da alim sara ilm day.RX.
Bhalu shah janat me gujar ka karobar nahi chalay ga
Wahan dodh ki nehrain hain wahan gujar kya karay ga.
Satar horain ham say nahi sanbhali jani ham apnay musalman bhayon me bant dain gay
Bhalu shah sirf yahan hi nahi ham sain log wahan bhi esaar ka dars dain gay.
Mera maslak insanyat aur maktabe fikar gurbat hai.RX.

Molvi nay daikha roader aj kal larkyon k sath chair char nahi kar raha molvi samjha meri taqreer ka asar huva hai.
Molvi:Roader kya bat hai aj kal tum larkyon k sath xoxo nahi kar rahay.
Roader X.Molvi sab kya bataon pichlay haftay say tabyat kharab hai,aik clinic say ultrasound karvaya wo kehtay hain pait me lipstick hai,dosray clinic valay kehtay hain pait me cream hai jab k teesray clinic ki ultrasound report k mutabiq pait me bleach hai chotay clinic k mutabiq pait me facing powder hai molvi sab mujhay to ghamaytu char gaya hai kuch pata nahi chal raha kon se report sahi hai aur konsi ghalat hai ap hi kuch batain.
Molvi:Mujhay lagta hai sab ki reports darust hain.
Roader X.Molvi sahab dua karain khuda mujhay shifaAy kamala ata farmaAy.
Molvi Taptay huvay,Roader meri dua hai khuda tujhay hamala ata farmAay.
Lesson:Na molviyon ki duayn kargar na clinics ki reports me aika
     Bhalu nay nahi lay rakha har kisi ko theek karnay ka thayka.

Cigarette penay vala janat me gaya to janat ka naqsha badal jaAy ga
Bhalu shah phir dhonvan dozak say nahi balkay janat say bahar aAy ga.
Sata pashantay za akpalo shagird na jorom ustad jorol kho dayra laray khabara da.Baglol.
Janat me koi kaam to hona nahi lagta hai tash khail kar hi time pass hona hai
Bhalu shah ya to wahan par cricket chalay ge ya phir har waqt sona hai.
Auliya da Hazrat Ali pashantay batini ilm hasil kigi.Baglol.
Musalman kahan baz atay hain janat me bhi bari bari chorain gay
   Kisi ka dil na toor sakay to do char glass zaroor torain gay.
Sain baglol jis janat me tun jaAy ga ye bad me dozak me jaAy ge
Tun janti nahi dozki tha ye bat tujhay kuch dair bad samajh ay ge.
Jo musalman jitna zaida ashiq honay ka davay dar hai wo utna hi zaida riyakar hai.Sain Baglol.
Mehngai aisay hi barhati rahi to gareeb log dozak me bhi plot khareed na pain gay
Bhalu shah phir to ye bay charay ghar bananay k liye chand par hi jain gay.
Khidmatey khalq na rosto Ain mashaq tasawur Ism Allah na gat is ibadat na day.RX.
Mat kaho qiyamat aAy ge pehlay hi yahan qiyamat hai
 Vadayron ki mojain hain aur gareebon ki shamat hai.
Q.Define Sain
Ans.Sain aisay faqeer ko kehtay hain jisay barhana hoor bhi tas say mas na kar sakay.
   Shatan shatan keh kar kis par lanat bhejtay ho
Musalmano pehlay sabat to karo koi shatan bhi hai.
Musalman apni galat harkaton ki vajah say Islam k nam par gali ban chukay hain.Sain Baglol.
     Agli bar roader halqa no 420 say election larnay vala hai
Musalmano phir na kehna bataya nahi ye kuch karnay vala hai.
Q.Define Paigambar
Ans.Paigambar aisay hidayat yafta insan ko kehtay hain jis kay zariye Rab apna paigam logon tak pohanchata hai aur isay logon ki hidayat ka zariya banata hai. 
Molviyon aur peeron faqeeron nay logon ki bari tadad ko gumrah kar rakha hai.Bhalu Baglol. 
Saday utay fatva la kay avain apna kagaz zaya karna jay
 Mufti sab tusan kayra rehna ay tusan ve tay marna jay.

                       






                      

                        Aath Charsiyon Ki Jay Ho
Tun kehna ayn janat mar k mildi ay edar A tenu jindyan pohanchavan
          Cigarette chars vala bhar k me tenu ik suta lavavan.
Cheeta Cigarette ka Kash lagane hi wala
tha k Achanak Chuha wahan Aaya Aur Bola:
Bhai Chor do Nasha Aao mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle kitna Khobsorat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe K Sath Chal Diya.
Agay Hathi Cocaine lay Raha tha,
Chuha phir Bola:"Bhai Chor do Nasha,
Aao mere Sath,Dekho Jungle kitna
Khubsurat Hai.."Hathi bhi Sath Chal diya...
Aage Sher Whisky peene Ki Tayyari kar
raha tha,
Chuhe nay Use bhi Wohi kaha.
Sher nay Glass Side par Rakha aur Chuhe ko 2-3 Thappar laga diye.! 
O Hathi Bola:"Arre Kyun Maar rahe ho Is Bechare Ko?" 
Sher Bola:"Ye saala Roz Afeem Pee k Aisay Hi Sab Ko 3-4 char ghantay Jungle Ghumata Hai !"
Tayray peeran ton tay kanjar changay nay apni ap kama k khanday nay
        Jay kuj na labhay tay sabr karday nay bhukay so janday nay.
Gumrahi say bachnay ka wahid hal Quran hai jis k muktalif tarjumay kar k logon ko uljhan me dala ja raha hai.Baglol.
Q.Define Qalandar
Ans.Qalandar aisi bazurg hasti ko kehtay hain jis par masti tari rahay aur ye apni zindagi ka aik taveel arsa bay khudi me sarf karay.
   Sain baglol kis tabeeb say ilaj karaon
Kya karun kahan jaon kaisay jan churaon.
Cigarette penay aur galyan baknay valay kis mun say ashiqi k davay dar hain
Baglol ye nabi k nafarman log kaisay jan laynay daynay ko tayar hain.
Quran k bad ahadith rahnumai ka zariya hain laykin har firqa apna bool bala karnay k liye ahadith ko bhi apnay matlab k liye istamal kar raha hai.Bhalu Baglol.
Kya ye musalman nabi ka ashiq hai sir say paon tak gustak
       Ye apnay sir me goli mar kar kyun nahi karta sorak.  
      Ye tayra qanoon bhi tujh jaison ka banaya huva hai
Aj phir musalmano nay quran neyzon par uthaya huva hai.
Tun khaki hai khak me milna hai tayri auqat
Sain baglol tun na kar ishq-o-mahabat ki bat.
Charon makatibe fikr k baray ulama ko jail me dal kar us waqt tak dhulai ki jaAy jab tak ye sab apas me itihad kar k koi aik munasib hal paish na karain.Bhalu Baglol.    
           Bhalu shah musalman janat me ja kar kya karain gay
Yehi sharab piyain gay shesha piyain gay horain tarain gay aur kya.
Janat me har khavahish puri hoti to log wapas dunya me na A jatay
   Bhalu shah ye apnay pyaron ko apna address zaroor bata jatay.
Jis mufasir ko Isalm ki parvah hai wo baraAy meharbani tafaseer karnay say baz rahay kyun k musalmano me iktilaf ki aik bari vajah muktalif tafseerain hain.Bhalu Baglol.
                                            Xeo Roader
Janat me har khavahish puri hoti hai par roader ki aik hi khavahish hai
     Ye kehta hai jab bhi janat me jaon ga sab ko bahar nikalvaon ga
Phir Imran hashmi ban kar horon k sath dodh ki nehron me nahaon ga
   Khob mazay karun ga aur yoyo sain yoyo sain horon ko sunaon ga.
Bhalu shah yahan cheerleaders aur wahan horain
      Road shah khanay lag gaya hai khajorain.
Haqiqi amil na kitabain likhta hai na kitabain parhata hai.RX.
Kisi kam k nahi tayray taveezat
Bay kar hain ye tayray amliyaat.  
Sain jantan ja k ke leyna chal yar day pichay turye
     Jidar nu yar muray asan ve odar nu murye.
Musalmano oot patang harkatain karni hain to wapas India chalay jao Pakistan ko galat logon ki zaroorat nahi hai.RX.  
Tayray bazurg kyun kar hon khuda shanas
    Ye nahi jantay kya hai Hussain ki pyas.
Janat me horain to mil jain ge par nikah kon parhaAy ga
          Road shah molvi to sara dozak me jaAy ga.
Jagah jagah khuda ka nam latkana bay adbi hai.RX. 
     Kado kado jaloos kado
Chado chado lambyan chado.
Sain baglol ab to shatan musalmano ko daikh kar la hawla parhata hai
     Ye kaisa door A gaya hai ulta shatan musalmano say darta hai.
Ye gadi nasheen peer gareeb k sath bolnay ko apni toheen samajhtay hain.Bhalu Shah. 
    Tayri tilavat naal hunda nai kisay da pala
Sain avain khushk karna payan ayn apna gala.

Uqab ki kya jurat jo asman say hath milaAy
 Ye to thora bohat uray aur nechay A jaAy. 
Bhlau kabotar ura tha ye soch kar k bohat qareeb hai asman
 Parvaz ki to pata chala bohat mushkil hai jo lagta tha asaan.
Daray faqeer darbaray akbaria nahi yahan jhukta hai asman
               Daikh to sahi zara faqeer k dar ki shan.
Shohrat k hasool k liye naat parhanay vala shatan ka bap hai.Baglol.
Lakhan tilavatan tay lakhan quran fair ve nai hoya tun musalman
Tun keho jaya kalima parhaya theek na hoi ajay ve tayri zaban.
Parhay darod hazaran tay varya paj maseti
  Sain ki faida hoya jay niyat theek na keti.
Riyakari iman ki dushman hai.Bhalu Baglol.
Na gariban naal uthna na gareban naal behna
  Bhalu baglol peeran faqeeran da kya kehna.

                       








                     



                         Slap on The Face of Muslims
Musalmano majma majma na karo yazidi lashkar ki bhi bohat tadad thi
       Sain kehta kyun nahi haq ko qabool karnay ki na istadad thi.
  Koi suli pay latak jata hai to koi sajday me gardan katata hai
Bhalu shah talibey haq kahin bhi ho apna nishan chor jata hai.
Tarafna kyun ayn ajay tay asan chura ve nai phairya musalmana
    Tayri sari zindagi evain e langi ban gaya bachyan da nana.
Faqeer ka dasa marnay say pehlay so bar marta hai.RX.

   
  
 


Baglol sufyon k to hain varay nayaray
  Aik taraf paisa to dosri taraf nazaray.
   X Roadation vs Y Xamination
Bohat ho gaAy imtihani parcha jaat
    Ab me karun ga asal savalaat.
 Likh Lay kar qalam davaat 
Me likhvaon ga tujhay nakaat.
       Bhalu shah ye kya darama hai ye kis qisam k hain imtihanaat
Talibey ilm javab likhtay rehtay hain kya maslay hal karain gay jinaat.
Talibey ilm masail k javabat likhtay hain ye phir dobara wohi saval uthatay hain
Masail jun kay tun rehtay hain likhnay likhvanay valay borhay ho jatay hain.
Qabrastano me yahan kutay nazar atay hain sarkon par yahan khotay nazar atay hain
Bhalu shah ye kis qisam ka mulk hai hukmaran yahan sotay nazar atay hain.
Jagah jagah khuda ka nam laga rakha hai
   Bhalu shah dil me kufr bitha rakha hai.

 
 
       
 
 



   

  
 

Bhalu shah qudrat bhi gareeb say ajab mazaq kerti hai
  Har afat sab say pehlay gareeb ka nuqsan kerti hai.
Salahiyat k lihaz say talibon k muktalif darajaat hain.
1.A student par 1 mah me naqsh taseer kar jata hai.
2.B Student par 2 mah me naqsh taseer kar jata hai.
3.C Student par 3 mah me naqsh taseer kar jata hai.
4.D Student par 4 mah me naqsh taseer kar jata hai.
5.E Student par 5 mah me naqsh taseer kar jata hai.
6.F=Farig Student par 6 mah me bhi taseer nahi karta.
                  Naat Khavan Ki Tareqat
Natan parh parh jaiban bharyan khob paisa kamaya
   Menu das musalmana tun ay kaisa ishq farmaya.
Ashiq hovan jayray sachay oh lokan nu nai vikhanday
 Naat ve parhani hovay tay band kamray vich janday.
Bohat vada tun naat khavan
    Par tayra ishq nai javan.
Natan parhay tarzan lavay talibey shohrat dolat
       Sain jadon waqt ana nai milni mohlat.
Gavayon aur mirasno ki tarz par naat perhanay vala bay adab hai.Bhalu Baglol.
Uchi awazan valay tayray qavaal
 Banday day putran otay vabaal.
Kya tayri tasbi ka kisi ko faida bhi hota hai
Bhalu shah dukhi insan to aaj bhi rota hai.
 Ye nohay aur ye babon ki tasveerain
Kuch hasil na hoga maar kar zanjerain.
Tun hath ki lakeeron say kya khak pata lagaAy ga
      Jis k hath nahi us ki qismat kon bataAy ga.
Masjidain abad hain aur dil hai vayran
Phir say guzar jaAy ga mahey ramazan.
Tun nay hamara dil rakhnay k liye hath utha diye varna
  Dua ki haqeqat to tujhay bhi achi tarah maloom hai.
Musalmano ki hazaron duain bhi kuch na kar pain
 Jab me javab mangun to karain Ayin bain shain.
     Tujhay kuch mila nahi hamain kya dilvaAy ga
Kya hamain bhi pechay laga kar kaba ghumaAy ga.
Shehar makay val oho janda jiday kol paisa bohta
  Oh makay kyun javay jayra ethay e nata dohta.
Pleed pleed hi rehnday pavain abey zam zam vich nahavan
Nigahey murshid bhaj pleedi jandi nai tay jidar marzi javan.
Sada bahar rehndi nai ik roz khizan da anda
Jayra ve dunya vich aya ik roz wapas janda.
     Na tun momin na me momin kalimay ka faida uthaya
Jahan bhi koi bat huvi kalimay k pechay khud ko chupaya.
   Aurat jahaz ura kar bhi mard par hi giraAy ge
Ye ghom phir kar mard ko hi nishana banaAy ge.
Aurat darvaishi ki moot hai.RXX.
RX jaisay larkiyon k agay pechay ghomtay hain
Apna peer mantay hain aur paon chumtay hain.
Parvaz upar hai nigah nechay
Cheel ki nazar murdar pechay.
Na me mirzai na esai na musalman
      Me ye kehta hun ali al elan.
     Ki arz karan tay ki me sunavan
Jayra rog lagya ay kevain me mitavan
Koi nazar vala hovay tay me dikhavan.
Kaba ghuman janday nay ghum ghum vapas anday nay
          Bari vadyai day naal ay haji ban janday nay.
Baryan naikyan kityan tun kithay nay tayray savab
           Sain aj day ta sahi menu hisab kitab.
Naiki kar darya vich pa
Lokan nu tun na vikha.
       Na asan ali ali keta na asan ali day munkar hoaAy
Sain baglol keh day asan tayray amaal vaikh k dilon roaAy.
Batehray mathay maray tay sajday ragray
         Sain fair ve na mukay jhagray.
Haram kamana ayn tay haram khana ayn
     Ki faida makay val doran lana ayn.
    Sacha ishq qalandar banavay zaban nu tala lavay
Jhota ishq bandar banavay bandran vangon nachavay.
Sachay ashiq oho hunday jayray hovan farma bardar
  Sain jhutay ashiq naray landay hunday bad kirdar.
Sain jayra nabi da nafarman oh kithon ashiq hoya
Jithay do char banday vaikhay kalam parh k roya.
Jhuta ishq kutyan da jayray rola panday
Chaki mar dojyan da ay goshat khanday.
  Na tun ashiq na ashiqan vich nam likhvaya
Tun ve drama rachaya lokan nu pagal banaya.
Sirf jan laynay daynay say koi ashiq hota to phir khud kash hamla avar sab say bara ashiq hota.Bhalu Baglol. 
Kabhi kehtay hain akhirat me gareban say pakar leyna to kabhi kehtay hain wahan sab nangay hon gay
Sain baglol poch musalmano say jab sab nangay hon gay to pakarna kahan say hai theek say batao.
Molvi logon ko namaz parhatay hain ham molvi ko rako me lay jatay hain
     Koi maanay ya na maanay sain baglol mian sach batatay hain.

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